Joined Sutekh in 2007, but not at O-Week. No, he's too cool for that
He is in his forth year of a Bachelor of Bludging, majoring in Philosophy of Procrastination.
He used to have a cool beard, but in the future might possibly be able to grow a beard to rival that of boots. However he is better known for his shining purple locks which make him look like a shampoo model. He definitely does not have erectile dysfunction.
Morgan is a lady's man, and also a bit of a man's man. There are various nefarious schemes to turn him into a man about town, but you'd have to ask the women and especially his woman about that.
In the future, he will give birth to a son named Orlando, who will save the world using his 1337 skills and Lord of the Rings knowledge.
