SLUTTY ROCK!
SLUTTY TIBOR!
SLUTTY *insert your name here*!
If someone is calling you slutty, it probably means you're not. Unless you are Tibor Fischer, or a rock. Don't worry about it.
SLUTTY BOOTS!!
Boots is the sluttiest member of Sutekh, except maybe for Georgia, but this is only because she can't apply lipstick without accidentally writing "slutty" on her face. Because we are post-modern, if something is called something, then it is that thing.
Slutty is also not to be confused with sleazy. Slutty people would be successful in their advance towards other people, except that they don't make advances because they have strong moral fibre. It also takes less effort as slutty people only have to open their legs. Except that they don't, due to the afforementioned strong moral fibre.
Slutty is one of the most commonly misused Sutekh memes, possibly because newcomers often get very very excited about anything even vaguely connected to sex, and run amok with the new words they learn. It is not to be called out at random, when a person merely enters a room, but only at times when that person or thing is doing something that could be defined as "slutty" by the information given on this page. Note: entering a room is not slutty.
