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Big Daddy is a hairy scary man (yes ladies he is ALL MAN - although possibly hasn't always been. There've been rumours) who is a devotee of Ron Jeremy and Hal Jordan (Green Lantern). He has been in SUTEKH since 1994, and is one of the oldest members in the club. But don't call him old, bald or fat.

Big Daddy has completed a Bachelor of Arts with Honours in Studies in Religion, and is currently doing a Master of Arts (Research). His honours topic was "A comparative study of alien based religions and their impact upon society". He knows a LOT about Aliens, UFO’s and other paranormal stuff. He is currently looking at the interaction of US domestic education policy and religion. He has seen a good bit of thesis action. His ability to talk about religion and politics makes him at hit at parties if you want people yelling at each other.

History of BDM

He began by watching The Hive carefully, plotting his seekrit plots. He lay dormant through the reign of Truetekh emerging towards the end disguised as the Librarian. From this position of relative power he groomed a young Percy (then secretary) to his own nefarious goals, which were realised when Percy rose to "power" in 2006 with Big Daddy at his right hand side, ushering in the era of Newtekh and cementing his place as the Grand Vizier of Percy. How long before his lust for power causes him to kill Percy and assume his place only time will tell[1]. For now however, he continues to watch over the promising young hopefuls that will lead Sutekh to future glory, serving as Librarian in 2007 and Functions Officer in 2008.

The life of BDM

His ultimate job would be to play a Green Lantern opposite Ron Jeremy, who is also a Green Lantern in a Green Lantern Movie.

His favourite colour is Green, and he likes long walks on the beach and roleplaying, often playing Green Lantern in roleplaying games while on the same beach. He can also pwn anyone else’s rpg collection.

Some refer to him as a cheese connoisseur, others as a cheese slut.

There are a number of contenders for "Mini Daddy" including Kim, Jason and Yumi.

He has certainly been on more man dates than you.

If he could do a cartoon character, it would be Betty Rubble.

Ohh and he likes Green Lantern.

He started and used to reside in the house of love

[1]Cause, you know, that is what Grand Viziers do.