A proverbial[1] creature that tends to speak in tongues of wisdom[2] and that that pertains knowledge and understanding of events and persons that shouldn't be known[3]. Loyal to her eternal master[4] she often adapts a disguise of n00bness and innocence yet once in a position of power she becomes a tyrant. Her demanding nature is well noted and often ignored by those it affects[5]. Few know of the true capability of the young female, but rumours[6] say that she was once an assassin whose sole mission was kill off any North Shore-ers that strayed too far south. Her alternate personality is prone to moments of brain dumb[7]. She always wins[8] and is always right[9]. She gives rewards[10] to those who buy her beer.
[1] At least she likes to think so
[2] Otherwise known as rabid unlogic
[3] And thus is quickly erased from memory
[4] Has always been a mystery and so it shall remain
[5] The souls of whom tend to disappear soon after
[6] Which her alternate personality started
[7] Her alternate personality denies this claim and points her finger to the royal assassin herself, this alternate personality was seldom heard from again
[8] Ask Sam.
[9] Don't ask Sam.
[10] In the form of more seconds of precious life
[11] And a lack of punished with the use of a poisoned tipped dagger
[12] Be fore warned, all who disobey will no longer have use for their tongues
[13] You have been warned!
Disclaimer: Kat takes no responsibility for anything her alternate personality may have said, has said or may say, nor has any connections to such a person who does. All threats are known to be harmless but are taken seriously just in case. All complaints are to be directed here.
