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Boff-A-N00b '08

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Contents 1 WAT 2 WHY 3 Tell me, how DOES one boff a n00b? 4 Gain points[1] for: 5 Lose points for: 6 Grounds for Disqualification

WAT

A festival in which older, more experienced (or not) Sutekhers make a mad dash for the tasty fresh n00bs.

WHY

Because Sutekhers are dumb, and fear attempting sex with their friends. Also they fear sex with Outsiders. Therefore, for many people, new members are the only chance of love.

Tell me, how DOES one boff a n00b?

You see a n00b, right, and you, um, make sexy time with them. It's fairly simple. Use protection, please. See Julia or Finn for details.

Gain points[1] for:

• Boffing awesome n00bs
• Being a respectful and all-round stand-up person about the whole thing
• Doing it on campus somewhere.

Lose points for:

• Lying to n00bs, or hurting their feelings somehow during the whole process

Grounds for Disqualification

• Being in a relationship already [2]
• Giving a n00b a Social Disease
• Becoming an Ewwwtekher.

[1] The points system may be a massive lie, for the lolz. In fact, this entire page may be a lie. Like the delicious cake. [2] This carries a lifetime ban.

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